I don't want to be me!

When my grandmother realizes I've uploaded some family videos to youtube...


Check them out at: http://www.youtube.com/youmakemetiredtv


And always remember to donate to your local volunteer fire department!

I'm lucky not to be you...

Props to the 9/11 survivors and those that sacrificed... and to the first responders... They ROCK! Don't let time pass and forget that day and all the people involved.

Snot Tester for Swine Flu

The new test they are doing for swine flu is where they suck all the snot out of your nose and put it in a vial.

Can you imagine the person on the recieving end... getting hundreds of vials of snot a day and having to open it, goop it out onto a slide or something and test it?

And what do they do with all the extra snot?

Snot tester... I don't want to be you.

Person that interviews for show on Women of Death Row

Seriously... you have to sit there and listen to these skanky, mostly uneducated, evil women that act:

"...shocked that I was convicted of slaughtering my cheating husband because he wouldn't give me my drugs. The police planted those fingerprints on the knife, bat, trash bags and gas can. I was playing bingo with my girlfriends."

You have to go into prisons to "chat". This level of prisoner doesn't mean you'll be placed in a comfy office after a brief pat down... no... can you say body cavity search?

Then as an added bonus you do follow up interviews with all the people who's lives they've ruined.

All the while... you get further enjoyment out of knowing that your tax dollars are paying for her room, board and legal representation while she files motion after motion to extend her useless life just a little longer...


yeah, I'm watching WE TV... Women on Death Row 4